Photoshop: Off My Chest

Was originally gonna be an alien or arm bursting out my chest but the dark grungy effect helps soothe the shitty quality of my camera. It's a response to people that post any and all Photoshop "thingies" they make online, instead of waiting to roll out something good.

Unfortunately I decided to show what I meant with one of's members because he posted a couple of Photoshop'd images of his, he's a cool dude from what it seems, but this is not different than my Two-Face picture, which was inspired by someone else's good concept but shitty Photoshop skills. You try to outdo people and in the process you learn new things. It's an universal competition AND collaboration. You take ideas and make them your own by adding your own "twist" to things.

I am aware of how arrogant this sounds, because I'm not great at Photoshop, but I've done a bunch of tidbits that aren't interesting or just look like crap and I don't post them because of that same reason, it's the quality that matters.

If anyone reads this, when you start off things like working on Photoshop or making tracks with FL Studio, or coding websites, or editing videos, etc. show it to people and ask for ways to improve upon it, always think your work isn't good enough, it's the only way to get better.

There will come a time in which you will look at your older stuff and go "WTF, I made this crap and thought it was good?!?!" it happens to all of us.


Portable Gaming

So I finally got around to looking for REAL games for my Samsung F250L, which serves more as a gaming device than a telecommunications tool.

Then I, by mistake, took it to the bathroom and as I sat there, concentrated on the master throne, I made a "quick deal" with myself (I do these all the time). I would play Super Puzzle Bobble (commonly known as Bust-A-Move also) on my cell phone and I would not get up from the toilet until I lost. Knowing this would be historic in my own two-dimensional world, I went to get my camera.

Pity for me, the game's aiming takes a bit getting used to, compared to the arcade and Super Nintendo versions, but I didn't let that affect me because on a single seating (pun fuckin' intended) I reached Round 26 with a high score of 130,460. That's an accomplishment for someone whose ass is getting its circulation cut off, dirty, emitting strange noises and my half-bathroom isn't a big one, so I can't stretch my legs either.

Pics you say? Sure!


Animation: PIXELS by Patrick Jean

Just... plain epic.

PIXELS (HD VERSION) from Patrick JEAN on Vimeo.


Michael Bublé being stalked by a Velociraptor?

Indeed. Reports of this -googles his name- apparently popular singer (outside the US, anyway) of being stalked by one the prehistoric era's most skilled hunters are making the rounds on the Internet.

The sightings have been endless and continue to become more apparent. They are all documented on:

I've submitted three sightings so far, the first one is on the site, but not sure if the other two will get published.