He likes to be in the limelight, and the way he pulls it off is dazzling to say the least. On Christmas of 2011 he made a Christmas Card featuring his family, good wishes and a recreation of a leopard gnawing on an antelope's neck.
People with Internet normally laugh at this sort of thing and just pass it off as oddball humor but when the welfare-laden public of Puerto Rico saw this, they flipped a nut and a half and immediately gushed blood from their rectums. He also befriended a former basketball figure called Piculín Ortiz, who basically sported the same hairdo as Santini and marketed a hair gel with glitter that he had to buy himself because no one gave a fuck about looking like a half-assed polished bowling ball.
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See? He (Santini) had less chins a couple of years ago! Did I mention Piculín (big guy on the left, duh) was recently arrested over drug charges? |
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