Jun 28, 2012

JUNE 28TH IS CAPS LOCK DAY




THE INTERNATIONAL CAPS LOCK DAY IS UPON US, AND WITH IT COMES THE GLORY OF PISSING THE FUCK OUT OF PEOPLE THAT HAVE FETISHES WITH ALL-LOWER-CASE FAGGOT CONVERSATIONS.

WHY THE 28TH? BECAUSE THAT'S WHEN GOD'S SON DIED, BUT NOT BEFORE SELLING US MIGHTY PUTTY AND THE AWESOME AUGER FOR LOW, LOW PRICES. RIGHT, BILLY MAYS?

FUCKEN' RIGHT

TODAY, OUR WORDS ARE OUR PENIS AND WE MUST EJACULATE ON EVERYONE ELSE'S MONITORS AS MUCH WE CAN. IT DOES NOT MATTER WHERE YOUR CAPS LOCK KEY IS, IF YOU HAVE BROKEN IT YOU CAN SLAM 'SHIFT' WITH  YOUR DICK SO HARD THAT IT'LL AUTOMATICALLY REARRANGE THE CIRCUITRY AND THE CAPS LOCK RAPING AND PILLAGING WILL CARRY ON.

IRL CAPS LOCK

BUT WAIT, THAT'S NOT ALL, WHEN YOU ARE DONE GOUGING OUT THE EYES OF THE DEARLY BELOVED LAME WHORES THAT REFUSE TO CHERISH BILLY MAYS' RITE OF PASSAGE, YOU CAN GIVE THEM A SECOND SERVING ON OCTOBER 22ND. THE INTERNATIONAL CAPS LOCK DAY WILL BE SO RADICAL IT WILL TAKE 48 HOURS TO ACTUALLY ACHIEVE IT.

SO ON OCTOBER 22ND, BUY ANOTHER KEYBOARD BECAUSE WE'LL TYPE TWICE AS MUCH, DOUBLE AS UPPER-CASED, AND SLAM BOTH CAPS LOCK KEY WITH A TESTICLE.

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