Jun 28, 2012

JUNE 28TH IS CAPS LOCK DAY




THE INTERNATIONAL CAPS LOCK DAY IS UPON US, AND WITH IT COMES THE GLORY OF PISSING THE FUCK OUT OF PEOPLE THAT HAVE FETISHES WITH ALL-LOWER-CASE FAGGOT CONVERSATIONS.

WHY THE 28TH? BECAUSE THAT'S WHEN GOD'S SON DIED, BUT NOT BEFORE SELLING US MIGHTY PUTTY AND THE AWESOME AUGER FOR LOW, LOW PRICES. RIGHT, BILLY MAYS?

FUCKEN' RIGHT

TODAY, OUR WORDS ARE OUR PENIS AND WE MUST EJACULATE ON EVERYONE ELSE'S MONITORS AS MUCH WE CAN. IT DOES NOT MATTER WHERE YOUR CAPS LOCK KEY IS, IF YOU HAVE BROKEN IT YOU CAN SLAM 'SHIFT' WITH  YOUR DICK SO HARD THAT IT'LL AUTOMATICALLY REARRANGE THE CIRCUITRY AND THE CAPS LOCK RAPING AND PILLAGING WILL CARRY ON.

IRL CAPS LOCK

BUT WAIT, THAT'S NOT ALL, WHEN YOU ARE DONE GOUGING OUT THE EYES OF THE DEARLY BELOVED LAME WHORES THAT REFUSE TO CHERISH BILLY MAYS' RITE OF PASSAGE, YOU CAN GIVE THEM A SECOND SERVING ON OCTOBER 22ND. THE INTERNATIONAL CAPS LOCK DAY WILL BE SO RADICAL IT WILL TAKE 48 HOURS TO ACTUALLY ACHIEVE IT.

SO ON OCTOBER 22ND, BUY ANOTHER KEYBOARD BECAUSE WE'LL TYPE TWICE AS MUCH, DOUBLE AS UPPER-CASED, AND SLAM BOTH CAPS LOCK KEY WITH A TESTICLE.

Jun 13, 2012

SGX Coactive - Let's make some music


Interesting small (less than 1MB) flash tool for creating catchy, albeit somewhat limited, beats and loops.



Visit the official site here and click on "I am so totally confused" for a full set of instructions on how to get your groove on.

Jun 5, 2012

Final Politico Inamible: Jenniffer Gonzalez


You know that stereotypical fat blob that's a mayor, stinkin' wealthy, reeks of limburger, expands each time you see him and when you DO see him he is never standing up?

Well that's how I feel about this useless six-titted cockhead. It didn't take me as long as I imagined to fit her head with Ja-- actually, it felt like I tried to fix Jabba The Hutt's body with her gross head.


Well, this is the end of my stint as a political advisor. I think I did pretty good, granted I didn't give any advice at all.

If you want something taken down, set it free


This is not really related to anything at all, nor am I making a call to arms in order to exploit this (because it IS exploitable). Tonight, I was fapping, and I open up a bunch of tabs and go about looking for different things on each until I find one that "clicks" in. (I was gonna say "dicks in" but not only is it a bad joke, it's a bad GAY joke)

Anyway, I almost always tend to look at the videos' comments because sometimes it takes a while to find something fap-worthy.

So I read this comment on xhamster's "Emo girl cubs on cam" (no, it's not MY typo) and it's about some self-shot fat emo masturbating):

tinyxtam
Newbie

you fucking asshole, you better remove this because it was uploaded illegally and without consent! I will press charges on you and I will win if you do not remove this video at once!

 comments: 0 June 5, 2012, 6:36 am

Jun 3, 2012

Among The Sleep


I'm not a fan of horror games. In fact part because they're almost always survival games and the biggest reason may be the very thing they're meant to do. Scare the crap out of you. But I don't mind being scared if I can let loose and kill everything in sight a lá Rambo. But in games like Silent Hill or Resident Evil 2 what pisses me off is the limited ammo, you have to ration every single thing from medicine to bullets to matches.

Anyway, Among The Sleep is a game still in development and it brings forth an interesting take on the horror genre. You play as a 2-year old and by the looks of it, the game has no HUD (HeadsUpDisplay) or any of that fancy riffraff. Its simplicity is shilling.