Politicos Inamibles: Norberto Andujar

I know nothing of this guy, besides that he's one of the red guys (in Puerto Rico each political party has a designated color, they had to narrow it down to colors to appeal to their respective stupid fans, the PPD is red, the PIP is green and the PNP is blue). That and that he's obviously trying to achieve his dream as a SEARS catalogue model. Seriously, look at him.

I'd vote the fuck out of that ladder. It looks so committed.

That and that gleaming fake smile called out to me. So I nicknamed him with Norberto "Estoy Tan Fuckin' Feliz" which means "I'm So Fuckin' Happy".