He likes to be in the limelight, and the way he pulls it off is dazzling to say the least. On Christmas of 2011 he made a Christmas Card featuring his family, good wishes and a recreation of a leopard gnawing on an antelope's neck.
|From left to right: future Rebecca Black/likely Child Beauty Pageant victim, hottie, Mr. Slip-N-Slide Hairdo himself, older hottie, and the retarded looking one, he's lucky he was permitted to show up at all.|
People with Internet normally laugh at this sort of thing and just pass it off as oddball humor but when the welfare-laden public of Puerto Rico saw this, they flipped a nut and a half and immediately gushed blood from their rectums. He also befriended a former basketball figure called Piculín Ortiz, who basically sported the same hairdo as Santini and marketed a hair gel with glitter that he had to buy himself because no one gave a fuck about looking like a half-assed polished bowling ball.
|See? He (Santini) had less chins a couple of years ago! Did I mention Piculín (big guy on the left, duh) was recently arrested over drug charges?|