Welcome to my Blog. I'm from Puerto Rico, and for lack of a better description, let's just say you'll find Phothoshop stuff, Photography stuff, MS-Paint stuff and Unwarranted Self-Importance. And stuff.
I totally read that story. It's what happened to some guy who went to his date's house, right. Although I read it on that bodybuilder forum that gets linked to 4chan all the time.I'm ridiculously impressed with these MS Paint drawings, keep it up.
He should have taken a cue from your facebook profile pic. Although there's still the risk of using his schwanz as a stirrer in his own turd martini. I bet women don't have it this hard since they don't defecate in the first place.