Nov 11, 2011

A video of a black person taking too long to eat some god damn chicken wings.



 I love Guile's theme, but I have never seen someone take such an insignificant bite and chew it so damn much.

Or a black guy with such a limited move set.

Oct 5, 2011

Steve Jobs and the iDead


No news is good news unless Steve Jobs finally decides to leave the world with one less fanatical douchebag.

Ass probably asked for a shiny and glossy coffin too.

Sep 11, 2011

Happy 9/11 2011 Edition!


Keeping with traditional 80's characters, Kool-Aid Man has arrived the scene and is literally wrecking everything.



Jul 7, 2011

El FUA


This phenomenon has taken me by surprise. I'm gonna be printing out shirts, and I've been yelling FUA out loud randomly when I walk around town. I feel it's the right thing to do.

In case you're still trying to figure it out:




Jeremy The Annoying Horse - Breakdancing


Son of a bitch.

Apr 14, 2011

Irony of Shakespeare


It is incredibly ironic that Shakespeare wrote "brevity is the soul of wit" yet everyone knows that poets and storytellers are the least to exercise this.

They're full of shit. and they take 800 pages to show you that. Whereas I only take three sentences.

Mar 14, 2011

The Whining Wars




This was done back in 2005 or 2006, back when I really felt I needed to filter every bad thought I had through endless, poorly worded, paragraphs. Yeah, the Dreth.Net-era. No, my hair wasn't really at nose-length. Yes, I know I look really gay (that was the point), it even freaks me out.

Mar 8, 2011

Fuck Yeah Nouns and Dreth



This is a true story. It happened exactly this way, in this order, at work. The only part was that I didn't scream the last panel, but I sure as hell made the face. Remember to click it for a bigger image.

http://fuckyeahnouns.com/dreth

The past does come back to haunt you. Or me, at least. The original picture was taken in 2004 and I can't remember who edited it, but it was either a joke (since I did the same to others) or a hateful attempt at getting back at me. I seriously cannot remember, the site fuckyeahnouns.com claims to use the Yahoo! Search Engine, yet when I search for 'Dreth' on their image search, the picture above doesn't show up (not even the original one).

At first I thought it was an old hate profile some little girl from SpinChat.com made for me a few years ago.  So, seriously, anyone with a good sense of Internet logic that can crack this little gay mystery, please step up.

Mar 6, 2011

Angry Biker - Fuck Earth


I was supplied with a template.



Now I supply you with my shit.

Mar 4, 2011

Big Ol' Non-Watery Blue



This little guy woke me up early for an entire month. I took this the last day they moved the machinery away for a new phase at the construction site. It's sort of a bitter-sweet memory of that hateful bastard.

Feb 4, 2011

Resourceful Fapping


Clickity-click for bigger image. In case you're that stupid and need someone to point it out.

I feel the need to point out that this is inspired by memes and that I originally intend to use the original Exploitables but end up drawing them on my own.

Jan 19, 2011

Rageguy: Shitty Ideas


Here's another one inspired after taking a stroll down an extreme body modification website.

(Click for larger image)

Jan 11, 2011

Ceiba Tree




Ceiba Tree, located at Quebradillas, Puerto Rico
Composed of 4 shots, this Ceiba tree is located right next to another one of equal beauty in the middle of a highway, some assholes wanted them taken down but someone with a heart and a brain succeeded in leaving them intact and altered the planned highway plans, so that the road would go around them. Thank you, whoever you are.

Jan 9, 2011

Ace Ventura Influence


This may well be my most profound original thought as of late.


Of course, talking about people talking out their asses just inspires me to put an ass-related profile picture also.

Dreth, thinking, 2004

Jan 6, 2011

James Van Der Memes - Asshole for Hire


Courtesy of www.jamesvandermemes.com




I have the feeling I'm going to need this guy at some point before 2012. Still, it wouldn't extraordinarily bad, he might do this in person.


10 YEAR ANNIVERSARY CRYING EDITION


Jan 5, 2011

Original Content: Grind Grind FFFUUUU


My first meme entry. Hopefully I'll be inspired to make others before the year passes. Again.