Oct 23, 2009

It's the End of Area Metro as We Know It (And I Feel Fine)


So an oil refinery plant has decided to blown up 12 of its 30 containers.

A considerable region of "Area Metro" (metropolitan area of Puerto Rico, but it's mostly used to describe the snobs from up north) was shaken in its very own foundation just to spread around half-assed news, everything raging from a massive prison break out from a hotel in flames. Some say a small aircraft crashed into the facilities, others especulate that it was an inside job. Nothing is certain except that morons on Facebook think they're reporters now.



This was the situation last night, quite frankly I hope they all burn to hell.



So... which do you think it was?

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5 comments:

  1. Oh Dreth you're so rebellious. Take me, take me now. Wait no, you're an idiot. There were no deaths, nobody is injured, the only thing they fear is that more tanks are going to explode but other than that everything is sweet. Oh yeah and it's a rich people's place like you said, which means nobody gives a shit but they talk about it because that's what people do.
    I hope you're paying attention, because this is the point where you should feel a little embarrassed.

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  2. It ain't of "rich people", I said stuck up snobs. It's not full of rich people just polluted, full of big buildings and folks that speak spanglish. It's like a cheap imitation of New York.

    And yes, I've pointed out in other places (namely Facebook) that Puerto Rico sucks at massive explosions, they can't properly kill anyone. All that's left now is acid rain and I doubt that will cause too much around the place since they're all mindless shits anyway.

    I've yet to find a reason for your sudden outburst about me plainly telling what was happening with ONE extra sentence that states I don't feel sorry for the alleged 'tragedy'.

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  3. My bad, I thought you meant rich people. It wasn't an outburst. I'm just playing with you. Successfully too, if I might add.

    RAAAAGE. Oh yeah and Spanglish pisses you off? I know only Denglish which pisses me off too but only because it's insincere. I mean I love English but the people who use it that way are more fake than Nike T-Shirts from Asia.

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  4. Hey I had three of those back in my 'days'. They were good for cleaning up accidents.

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  5. It ain't of "rich people", I said stuck up snobs. It's not full of rich people just polluted, full of big buildings and folks that speak spanglish. It's like a cheap imitation of New York.

    And yes, I've pointed out in other places (namely Facebook) that Puerto Rico sucks at massive explosions, they can't properly kill anyone. All that's left now is acid rain and I doubt that will cause too much around the place since they're all mindless shits anyway.

    I've yet to find a reason for your sudden outburst about me plainly telling what was happening with ONE extra sentence that states I don't feel sorry for the alleged 'tragedy'.

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