The answer at long last is:
GUY (I know, fooled me too)
His name is Brad Clarke and he's on Facebook!
I know it's hard to believe, that's why I have the whole set of pics here to picture him from average being to downright gender-bender freaky.
Welcome to my Blog. I'm from Puerto Rico, and for lack of a better description, let's just say you'll find Phothoshop stuff, Photography stuff, MS-Paint stuff and Unwarranted Self-Importance. And stuff.