Today I got this new contact request on MSN Messenger. After accepting (since the e-mail wasn't on borderline stupid, like say kittykat69@...), this is how it went down.
Dreth : ?
Neva : hi how are you today?
Dreth : Hm, fine, who are you?
Neva : my name is paris I'm doing great today I'm 21 yrs old how old are you?
Dreth : Notice how I didn’t ask how you were. Nor how old you were. You're a porn bot aren't ya?
Dreth : You know, you add random people, make little chit-chat, then invite them to see your little cam site.
Neva : listen hun, I am just about to start my webcam show with jen, come chat me there in my chat room? We can cyber, I will get naked if u do..lol!
Dreth : Yeah, that's so original.
Dreth : Jen's a fellow whore?
Dreth : How many CDs do you share with her? Wait, I'm getting my cards of Q&A sessions with Cyber Whores and the t.A.t.U. ones mixed up.
Dreth : I meant, how many VDs do you share with her?
Neva : I can show u how to watch free if u promise not to tell anyone else how to do it???PLEASE
Dreth : But I'm bored of you skinny blonde dumb types. Your spaced out faces, like you don’t know what’s going on around you and one day you MIGHT wake up and ask yourself “why am I trying to buy things I don’t like with money I don’t have to impress people I don’t like?. But who are we kidding, Obama will dance Thriller before that happens!
Dreth : I want a challenge, tell me how to NOT get it for free, that'll sound more believable.
Neva : well since its free the law that u gotta be 18 (nudity involved), u have to sign up with a credit card for age verification! BUT .. Once you are inside, just clikc on "Webcams" let me know what name you use to sign in with so I know it is you babe! http://www.entercamzone.com/alina2 fill out the bottom of the page then fill out the next page as well and u can see me live for free!
Dreth : LAW? What the fuck, you stick weird shit up your ass and vagina for money now you’re abiding the law? When did this become a priority for you?
Dreth : So why are you called Neva here, Sexy Paris on the page’s title and Alina on that page? How many stupid names are you going to come up with?
Dreth : And I don't have a credit card, you whores sure are demanding.
Dreth : Money is money, I can send you a money order or e-Check. Take it or leave it.
Neva : Please dont mention anything about that in the chatroom once u get in ok?
Dreth : Why not?
Dreth : You have no tits anyway. Why would I want to see a flat chested idiot?
Neva : OH SHIT.. k I am late to start my show, I gotta get off msn...I will see ya inside my chatroom babe.. remember not to mention that I am upgrading u for free... You can use your msn name to sign in so i know it is you..
Dreth : No, I'll use Billy the Pooper. How 'bout that?
Neva : AUTO-RESPONSE: hey just in the middle of my free webcam show if you want to watch click the link http://www.entercamzone.com/alina2
Dreth : And don't curse, it's unlady-like. Filthy wench.
Sad part is that this was probably the most interesting conversation I had all day long.