Nov 1, 2009

Porn Smarts


A great man once said "If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want to study, go to a library." While I wholeheartedly agree, I have to include an alternative method to learning.

Random facts from female pornstars:

http://www.themanwhofellasleep.com/starfacts.html

Don't worry, it contains no pornography, just a lot of educational value.

On the other hand I've been shown weird shit online. I got to think, there's people that enjoy making others cringe by surprising them with these videos, others simply have great curiosity for seeing what a broken glass jar inside a dude's ass looks like. But below all this, there lies a scary truth, that there's people that gets turned on by this. These sites with ridiculous and crappy fetishes are NSFW (Not Safe For Work):

Beauty and Braces - You can pretty much tell what's it about. While I do find braces cute on some girls, I certainly don't get boners of thinking cold metal scraping my dick and leaving a bloody mess in some poor undignified girl's mouth.

Fart Fantasy - Having crossed into the mainstream public's eyes (and torched their brains with splattering shit), 2 Girls 1 Cup sort of introduced this watered-down version of women enjoying the stuff that comes out of the poop chute rather than putting stuff in it. They smell an awful lot like flowers!


Hentai - You've all probably seen your childhood memories raped by Michael Bay's Transformers and other disgusting movies (X-Men, Street Fighter, Mario Bros.) but in this porn genre you literally expect Velma getting down and dirty with Shaggy and Scooby-Doo. It is understandable, when you're in Elementary School or Junior High to be curious and find a hottie like Jessica Rabbit in nothing more than long red gloves. But you are bound to get tired when you see one too many pictures of Goku plowing his Super-Sayan 4 dick into Cinderella. The curiosity quickly wears off when you realize all cartoon girls look sexier with clothes on, the fantasy of wanting to see them naked but not being able to is what makes it interesting. You tend to die a little bit when you see 65% of the ink wasted on gigantic tits and nipples that look like erect dicks.

I think I know a person that gets off to shit like that, fortunately, he's not anywhere near me anymore.

HOWEVER if you want to see what a sick fuck is most likely to be turned on with, go visit:

eFukt.com

Want to see E.T. fucked? Want to see a japanese woman eat a burger full of sperm? Maybe you like paraplegics, a bit too much, eh?!

You know you do, that's why you'll click that link and prove to yourself how curiously fucked your mind is.

3 comments:

  1. I clicked all the links except the last one. Sadly, I'm not surprised or disturbed but I'm not hungry any more either. As far as hentai goes, I do like it for the simple reason that when I was younger anime/manga was hardly available, so the only way you could see stuff like that was to stay up late and watch Golden Boy on MTV or whatever. Secretly of course. Hentai is all right still if it's only a couple *controversial* scenes but has an actual plot. It's just like when you see some sex scenes in a film, no need to call the FBI. I mean I'm still cool, right? Right.

    The random facts site was very... informative.

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  2. I have to hand it to you for finding the most fucked up shit. And here is my pointless comment. Even though I read your blog, but I am too stupid to give awesome commment's like everyone else. But I still love you so fucking much you don't know.

    -Kary <3

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  3. I have to hand it to you for finding the most fucked up shit. And here is my pointless comment. Even though I read your blog, but I am too stupid to give awesome commment's like everyone else. But I still love you so fucking much you don't know.

    -Kary <3

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