Mar 15, 2009

A Modest Request


Sometimes I wonder if I have a knack for finding stupid and/or ridiculous people.

Meet raguwaran, an Indian coder-solicitant. I'll let his request do the talking:

I need someone to program me a new OS (Operasting System) that looks different than Ms Windows XP etc. but has the same style. It does not need to run on a mac but all the other PCs. It's supposed to have a stylish look with clear edges etc. And ITS NOT SUPPOSED TO BE JUST A REDESIGNED WINDOWS as I'm going to sell that operating system later on.

These are some important points :

It should have ALL THE FEATURES that Windows Xp Professional has.
ALL the files that run on Windows XP ust also run on the BlueOrb OS.
It must have a very user-friendly interface (like MS WINDOWS XP)
When it gets Installed, the user needs to insert a serial number.
It HAS to be HACKER SAFE!
It must be quick and good looking.


Normally I'd underline important bits, in this case I'd underline the parts where he contradicts himself but you might as well read the whole thing. I'm just wondering, what would you get if you replaced all the times he mentions computer components with something better?

I need someone to get me a woman that looks different than from the standard but has the same style. It does not need to stupid but have all the other aspects (hot, easy). It's supposed to have a stylish look with nice curves. And ITS NOT SUPPOSED TO BE JUST A WHORE as I may want to be seen with her later on.

These are some important points :

It should have ALL THE FEATURES that a whore has.
ALL the bitching that they do must also include make-up sex.
It must have a very user-friendly rack (like OM NOM NOM)
When it gets angry, the user needs to insert a penis.
It HAS to be UNFAITHFULNESS SAFE!
It must be quick and good looking.
(No need to change that one)

Certainly an improved request, but impossible nonetheless.

Especially for his budget of $20-$100.

2 comments:

  1. Ahahaha what the fuck. Is this even legal. That's probably an equally dumb question.

    And yeah you do seem to be good at finding these kind of people.

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  2. Is that all he wants? I'll get my 6 year old grand-nephew right on it. He should have it done in few days.

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