Feb 21, 2009

U. S. Navy Fleet Insignias




A SHARK JUMPING A MISSILE IN MOTION!!

HOW MUCH ASS CAN THAT KICK? ABOUT 98.3% OF THE ASS OUT THERE!!



Image yourself, enjoying a nice comfy pillow, soothing music pleasing your auditive senses, your hand drops a golden pebble that tastes like a peanut inside your mouth as you gently caress it with your tongue, you feel the salt dissolving in your mouth, THEN THIS MOTHERFUCKING HAND PULLS YOU INTO THE OCEAN!!

Your last thought will be how amazed you are with your body, you didn't realize you had THAT MUCH SHIT IN YOUR SYSTEM.



Face it, if you were a torpedo and had a bee jizzing out his needle on top of you, you'd grow metal fangs too. Best solution? Blow your ass up.



This had to be the gayest submarine of the fleet. You think a naked lady on top of a metal penis resembles manliness or available poontang? The only thing this one screamed out "sausage fest".



Sailor hat. Red lips. Disturbing grin. Are those gay-pride fins or a cape? WHY THE FUCK IS HE WEARING GLOVES? FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU--

1 comment:

  1. THAT MUCH SHIT IN YOUR SYSTEM

    QFTW

    Although the last one is the best. Easily. It reminds me of my old headmistress. Except it's less hairy.

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