Oct 12, 2008

Nadie las envidia, estúpidas


No se que esta pasando localmente que hay una epidemia de alucinaciones masivas. Todas la moronas en Puerto Rico (pero veo que en otros lugares también) están en una persecución constante de que alguien... en algún lugar... las... ¡ENVIDIAN!

Mujeres, jóvenes y niñas, sin distinción de edad o localización, se creen que hay gente envidiosa alrededor de ellas. Gente que aparentemente se quieren copiar de ellas, pero ellas, de alguna milagrosa manera, siempre sobresalen (¿en que? no se, ellas nunca dicen que les envidian) por encima de todas. He podido recaudar algunos datos que ellas clasifican "envidiables":

  • El mero hecho de tener hijos antes de cumplir 20 años.
  • Estar con un chico que es apuesto, popular y sobre todo, un puto sin pena.
  • Tener el MySpace mas colorido es algo excepcionalmente notable y envidiable.

Oct 10, 2008

How to talk to girls online


I'm not a "ladies man". I don't consider myself too much of a man for that matter, I prefer young adult, if such a thing exists. The reason I'm not a ladies man is because I don't care all that much of being a Jack of All Trades when it comes to hunting whatever has boobs when I go out. I've been known to talk about poop, or dirty pirate jokes to girls, some actually enjoy the open-mindedness, others are grossed out but still talk to me so it can't be all that bad.

But there are things you shouldn't do or tell girls. However, if I'm gonna continue with this, I must point out that I find that giving real-life advice on the internet is kind of contradictory, so I'm gonna talk especifically about online "girls". Reliable statistics point out that most, if not all, girls online are just guys trying to bypass as girls. Intelligent analysts also condone the internet's sole purpose being the never-ending search for pr0nz. Since these girls that you see online are never really anywhere near a computer, you might not develop the correct mindset in order to talk to them since you're around online males all the god damn time.

So here are some things you shoudn't tell a girl online, if you manage to find one:

  1. Hi - This may feign interest in anything unrelated from getting what you really want. A nude webcam show.
  2. How are you? - Extension from #1.
  3. I want to poop back and forth - They don't fall for that one anymore. I've tried.
  4. I still have all those webcam shows recorded - This will cause one of two things. a) The girls will become appalled at this shamelessly advertised perverted act and block you OR b) will simply deny further shows since you can just watch the old ones and bust a nut.
  5. You're so hot - Yet looks like this.

Oct 5, 2008

Pointless Rant #1


This is the first of those rants that don't seem to go anywhere, just throwing in as much shit as possible. I wrote the following before finding out I had over control over what homepage I wanted to see after signing out sometime last year.


If you're like me, you may have more than one e-mail account, for whatever given reason such as:

  • Shorter E-mail
  • Cooler-looking E-mail
  • Spamless E-mail
  • Cyber-Girlfriends E-mail
  • Expendable E-mail for trolling forums
  • Only for Stupid-looking Porn Sites E-mail
  • Only for Better-looking Porn Sites E-mail
  • Only for Porn Sites that LOOK like they'll give you those 200+ Passwords to paid websites E-mail
  • E-mail for storing all the usernames and passwords for the previous E-mail accounts

FIRST POST!!


Oh-em-gee.

Anyway, I'm Dreth. This is a blog. It's supposedly mine.


Dreth's Blog.


Now that we have that out of the view, this will be my web archive for past rants I had on Dreth.net and the occassional snippet.

Oh, don't be too surprised if you see a spanish post from time to time.

Just for historical reasons, these are the past incarnations of my website, which despite my denial that it was not a blog, it was very much indeed a blog. A crappy blog, with unordered sections:

http://dreth.awardspace.com

http://dreths-nebula.kaonet.net

http://dreth.warheadz.info

http://dreth.everywebhost.com

http://www.dreth.net

They were all pretty much free hosts, and the last one had a domain that was mainly a donation from a long time friend because I did not have PayPal. Articles, rants, reviews, they all pretty much sucked. They were mainly the epitome of an angry kid with bad grammar trying to make a point by cursing.